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This beast of an animal harassed us on our trip back down the mountain, stomping mercilessly and neighing in a threatening manner. This was not My Little Pony. This was My Little Pony's much older drunk uncle with three teeth, a limp, and a penchant for breaking bottles in bar fights. This was the Headless Horseman's steed on a bad day. We were scared.
In short: I hate horses.
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